I knew the woman I've been talking to at work is younger. I wasn't sure how much. She's literally half my age. Could that work if I ever got the nerve to ask her out? When I shave my beard I look a lot younger. If I kept it shaved off I could fool everyone? Question mark? lol
Last night she told me more about herself. I learned her last name. Also, she came close to having rhyming first, middle, and last names. So, now I know her last name. She was also nearly named after her Grandpa Joe. Her name would have been Jolene. I said she would have people singing a Dolly Parton song to her for her entire life. Her eyes grew wide and said "You're right. On the bright side I'd have a Dolly Parton song for myself."
It's just a crush, I know. I think she's beautiful, and I think her lisp is cute. I really would like to spend more time with her. We only get a few minutes two days a week.