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[Mad_Jack]

In other news, the old man came over the house the other day to putter around, and in the course of three hours or so managed to lose his glasses, chop through an extension cord, and mess with the pressure on the water pump enough to un-fix the leak he 'fixed"...

Seventeen... Seventeen. That is the number of extension cords the old man has managed to cut through in the last 30 years. The guy's chopped more cords in half than Consumer Reports.

Edit: He did manage to find his glasses today.

 

[J.Quondam]

Seventeen... Seventeen. That is the number of extension cords the old man has managed to cut through in the last 30 years. The guy's chopped more cords in half than Consumer Reports.

Hopefully he keeps a trophy case to show off his kills, at least?

 

[Mad_Jack]

Hopefully he keeps a trophy case to show off his kills, at least?

By trophies, you mean the six cords that still work despite being Frankensteined together in multiple places?