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[Mad_Jack]

It took months just to talk to her. I'm not sure how long it'll take to ask her out. lol

You could always speed up the process by skipping all that and just kidnapping her and locking her in your closet...

 

[trappedslider]

You could always speed up the process by skipping all that and just kidnapping her and locking her in your closet...

or hear me out on this kidnap her father and offer to trade his freedom for her and hope she falls in love with you.

 

[Aeson]

or hear me out on this kidnap her father and offer to trade his freedom for her and hope she falls in love with you.

I'm certain that's a plot to a Lifetime movie. If not, I'll get my legion of chimpanzees with typewriters on it immediately.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Saw this, thought y’all’d enjoy it:

 

[Aeson]

She has a boyfriend.
She let me down easy. I don't know how to deal with it. I'm

 

[trappedslider]

She has a boyfriend.
She let me down easy. I don't know how to deal with it. I'm

 

[Aeson]

A thumbs up for my heartache, Danny?

I would have earned negative style points for how I asked her. I stammered and uhhhed a lot. I beat around the bush. I finally came out with it. She awed then said she had a boyfriend. That's a lot kinder and easy to say than eww gross. You're too old and icky. Or call me a weirdo creeper. She was real nice. We talked for a short time longer. The whole thing was the only thing on my mind the rest of the night. I was so depressed.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A sympathetic thumbs up; a show of solidarity: I believe you’ll be able to handle this.

 

[Aeson]

I may not have her as a girlfriend, but she's interested in starting a gaming group with me.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Now THAT is an unexpected win!