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[Blackrat]

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?

 

[Aeson]

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?

None. Men don't change.

"I just gave you a way to reproduce. The rest you made up on your own."
God on gender from the God Pod podcast.

 

[Aeson]

Cyric: Kill em all.
Kelemvor: let me sort them out.

 

[Aeson]

I'm walking into work and my boss is standing outside with a big grin on her face.
Me: What don't we have yet? *
Her: 3rd party hasn't shown yet.
Me: Thought so.
Her: Were your ears burning last night? Cuz your buddy in there was talking about you. She said she had made this really great friend in you.
Me: ☺ Too bad she has a boyfriend.
Me inwardly: hi five
Her: sighs I know, but it won't last. They never do.
*knowing if she's outside it means something hasn't arrived.

 

[Ulfgeir]

Standard part of job for an It-technician?

Checking and assembling a bunch of Christmas decorations...

 

[Aeson]

Standard part of job for an It-technician?

Checking and assembling a bunch of Christmas decorations...

Did you check if it's plugged in?

 

[Blackrat]

Standard part of job for an It-technician?

Checking and assembling a bunch of Christmas decorations...

Back in the day when I was security at a small hospital, christmas decorations was a security job

 

[Ulfgeir]

Did you check if it's plugged in?

Och yes. All were properly tested.

 

[Ulfgeir]

Back in the day when I was security at a small hospital, christmas decorations was a security job

Well, can't have the goblins come and steal them...

If you haven't read it, try to get hold of "Letters from Santa Claus" by J.R.R. Tolkien. The version he himself illustrated.

 

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