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Alright y'all, I'm out of here...I'm headed to the coast for a week. Gonna do some crabbing, gonna play some guitar and drink some gimlets and wiggle my toes in the sand.

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Alright y'all, I'm out of here...I'm headed to the coast for a week. Gonna do some crabbing, gonna play some guitar and drink some gimlets and wiggle my toes in the sand.

Protip: Don't wiggle your toes your toes in the sand while you're crabbing... They tend to mistake them for bait.

I had a blue crab literally the size of a dinner plate latch onto my ankle once because I almost stepped on him hiding in the sand. It turned into a Thunderdome situation - only one of us got out alive, and forty years later I still have an inch-long scar on my ankle.
 





Somehow, despite being a retired music teacher and hanging out with me for decades- especially in my car- my Mom had no clue as to what Ska was. So I played her some 80s Ska revival tunes- mostly early Madness. She liked it!

(I was pretty sure she would, but you never know.)
 




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