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I heard the phrase Las Vegas navy on a podcast last night. I said that would make a great yacht rock band name. Alternatively, I thought of Lost Vegas Navy. The band could dress like they've been on a deserted island for a long time.
 

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I'm going to deport all of these invading migrant armadillos back to Texas. I'm going to build a border wall and make Texas pay for it.
 



My mom didn't believe me when I told her I've seen armadillos. She lived in Texas for a time as a child. She said that was the only place she'd seen them. I had to show her a picture. Took time to get one. They can move fast.
 




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