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The one Black guy in America that likes mayo. 😛*

Black History note: Ranch dressing was created by a Black man. He served it at his Hidden Valley Ranch steakhouse.


*Based on a stereotype that only white people are bland enough to like mayo.
Two! I’m very much his son. (Although I also love other condiments and currently have 4 different mustards in the fridge right now…as compared to 2 different mayos.)
 

I don't mind mayo on cold sandwiches, or mixed into cold salads (potato salad, coleslaw, etc.)

But on hot foods (cheeseburgers, hot dogs, etc.)? Bleh. Pass the mustard, please.
 

My mom and I are house shopping. We can't afford much, and there's not much we can afford. We keep going back and forth on should we stay or move. We own the home we're in but don't own the land it's on. The lot rent is very reasonable but we're limited on what we can do with the land. They could jack up the price at any time. My mom is worried about my future after she's gone. She says she wants to help me while she can to get me into a long-term home that'll I own. As long as the rent doesn't go up too high too fast I can afford to stay here. The house needs LOTS of work. A new roof, new floor in the kitchen. Nearly every wall has holes that were punched into them. One hole may have come from a headbutt. It's head sized and head height.

I call the people that lived here before us barbarians, but honestly, they give barbarians a bad name. Savages? They may be the missing link between humans and our primate ancestors.
 

I don't mind mayo on cold sandwiches, or mixed into cold salads (potato salad, coleslaw, etc.)

But on hot foods (cheeseburgers, hot dogs, etc.)? Bleh. Pass the mustard, please.
It's not a cheeseburger without mayo.

My mom used to make the world's best potato salad. Much of her cooking has fallen off in recent years.
 

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