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[Aeson]

There is a new restaurant coming to my area. Yummy Yaki. At some point I got the name Yummy Yuki in my head. First thought; didn't I see that on Pornhub? Then I started coming up with character backgrounds.

Yummy Yuki is an E-girl. She does all the hot e-girl stuff like streaming and trolling simps. What people don't know is she's a real hacker. She got tru mad haxx0r skilz, bruh. She used her social media status to social engineer and manipulate.

Yummy Yuki is a Vtuber. A virtual anime cat girl.
In reality she's an over weight middle age dude. He never leaves his home. If you have a voice conversation with him he insists you call him Yuki. He's a great contact to have. He's a data broker. Corporations, governments, and individuals can't hide anything from him. His bots and drones allow him to reach around the world.


Edit: I really do spend A LOT of time driving alone in the middle of the night. Can ya tell?

 

[Mad_Jack]

So my father calls me yesterday to tell me there's going to be a real-estate woman coming to look at the house at 10 am today... Didn't tell me that he gave her my number, so I missed her call.
Call the old man to ask if he's going to be here when she shows up, the old man tells me "The road's all "blocked off", I can't get there", translation: There's construction traffic and I'm too lazy to sit in it for two minutes... Translation: I don't want to deal with all the crap involved in selling the house, so I'm just going to sit my lazy arse in my chair and try to get you to do it all for me.
Give the old man the speech about how it's his damn house and I can't sell it for him and he finally shows up so we call the lady back.
Turns out she's not coming til around noon now. Wasting my entire day. Gah.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I probably should. I don't think I could do them justice. I'll talk to her and see if she even follows a set recipe.

Even if you can’t nail it, at some point, you’ll be thankful if you can get close.

I’m kinda working on recreating and archiving some of my family’s lost recipes. I started because my Mom wanted a particular cake, and I worked from that (deceased) great aunt’s recipe. Only…she hadn’t accurately transcribed it, and I had to try to figure out what was wrong. (I did.)

And my Mom’s sister died a few years ago. SHE made an absolutely incredible glazed ham, and her deviled eggs were top notch. But she never shared the recipes. I knew what ingredients she used because she always had me get her supplies. I’ve tried making the ham a few times, and I’m getting closer. I haven’t even tried my hand at the eggs.

 

[Aeson]

Hallowed are The Oreos!

 

[Aeson]

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Tell me you're a gamer without telling me you're a gamer.

 

[Aeson]

I drove by his office yesterday and saw the name. I remember the previous tenant was a chiropractor/hypnotist. This is an improvement? I want to make an appointment just to meet him. lol

 

[Aeson]

Me: It's really hard to do the YMCA while driving.
Friend: That's why God gave you knees.
Others: chuckle
Me: But you can't do the C with your knees.
Everyone:
Me: le sigh

 

[Aeson]

The show Shrinking on Apple TV+ is cracking me up. Harrison Ford is hilarious.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

This shirt made me smile:

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[Mad_Jack]

This shirt made me smile:

I backed a kickstarter for an artist named Masha Falkov who made some stickers that said "Riders On The Worm"...