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Scott DeWar

Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
humor out of alingment

A friend sent this via facebook [at last, a good use for face book!]

A wizard and Fighter are fighting a bunch of enemies together. At a lull in the battle the wizard sees the fighter is using a small dagger instead of his usual sword. "Where is your sword?" asks the wizard. "I impaled a Druid at the top of yon hill, we can get it when we are finished." At the end of the battle they work their way to the top of the hill and there is no body, no sword. "You idiot," says the wizard "of course its gone, you never leave it in Neutral at the top of an incline...."
 

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