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[Dannyalcatraz]

Yesterday was good: turned 48, got some nice gifts, ate some nice food, drank some nice booze. Slept like a log.

 

[megamania]

Happy belated B-day

 

[megamania]

I saw the plastic surgeon today. He honestly doesn't know why I was sent there for evaluation. Suggested I should be fully healed by Thanksgiving .

Time to talk with HR / Nurse at the factory

 

[Scott DeWar]

I am getting ready to apply as a fork lift operator at Coca-cola, myself.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Probably takes a bit of skill to lift A Coca-Cola with a fork...

 

[Scott DeWar]

I misspelled that, it should have been a spork lift. The spoon portion should work well.

 

[Dog Moon]

Whew, making high level NPCs is tricky. Spellcasters are the worst! And trying to make a viable Eldritch Knight is tricky. I keep wanting to do Magus, but I feel like I already have too many Magus' in the campaign!

 

[Dog Moon]

On a random note.... Steven Seagall needs to seriously get in shape. You know it's a bad sign when the actor has gotten so fat he has to wear a jacket the entire time to make it not so noticeable. He's done that for at LEAST the last two movies [that I've seen; I kinda got tired of the actor a while ago and now just have the movies on in the background when I'm doing other stuff].

Yeah yeah, I know he's been around for a while, but if he's going to continue doing action films, he should get in shape for the part... or he should start trying to do other roles...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Nothin' wrong with chubby kung fu! It worked for Sammo Hung. Aaaaand a certain panda...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

...hmmm...

I dare a filmmaker try to get Segal into some B&W makeup for his next film...