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[Dannyalcatraz]

OMG.

Celebrating a friend’s birthday today. She’s in a facility for post-surgical rehab.

I didn’t have time to eat breakfast, so I killed off a whole bunch of raw carrots, tomatoes, broccoli and cauliflower...

Plus the majority of a container of French onion dip & Ruffles potato chips...

I have not been pleasant company this evening...The Fartening has begun!

 

[Aeson]

Life has been found on Mars. The President has already vowed to build a "huge, beautiful wall", and claimed Martians will pay for it. If they don't he has threatened raise tariffs. That is as soon as an aide can show him on a map where Mars is.

 

[Aeson]

OMG.

Celebrating a friend’s birthday today. She’s in a facility for post-surgical rehab.

I didn’t have time to eat breakfast, so I killed off a whole bunch of raw carrots, tomatoes, broccoli and cauliflower...

Plus the majority of a container of French onion dip & Ruffles potato chips...

I have not been pleasant company this evening...The Fartening has begun!

Keep away from open flame

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Keep away from open flame

Right now, I don’t even want to be near a GIF of open flames.

 

[Scott DeWar]

OMG.

Celebrating a friend’s birthday today. She’s in a facility for post-surgical rehab.

I spent christmas 2011 and the susequent new years in on of those clinics.

 

[Aeson]

I used to have cars that smelled like pizza. Now my car smells like newspaper.

 

[megamania]

Pizza would be better

 

[Aeson]

I agree

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

 

[Aeson]

I know this is out of context but I found it funny.
A guy in Canada responded to the question what are you guys doing up there in Canada. He responded with We're in the middle of our six weeks of not winter, and we're all outside looking at the moose.
I had a vision of millions of Canadians standing in a meadow looking at a single moose.