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[Aeson]

. . I̧̢̻̰̩̹̙͚͇̒͑͛́̿͛͟ f͍̲̪̼̐̋̍̈̊̍̾͢͡͝͡ĭ̢̨̪͚͔̮͈̖͍̂̈́̿̃̂̈́̒g̴̭̞̥̤̘̱͖̲̻̽͑̑̆̑͝͠ų̠̠͈̹̭̤̪͑̇̋̌͐̃̊̈́̈́̚͜r̷̢̦̪͉̥̪͚̉͐̐͘̚̕ͅè̷̖̰̤̱͆̍̃̑̓̕͝͡ͅd̵͙̬͖̩̰̩̳̈̀̇̒́̔̆ i̠̤̭̜͇͎͔͍͑̌̇̋͑͘ͅt̶̡̥̝͙̳̱̹̥̘̃̄̓̉̈̌̀̈́͜ ǒ̷̗̗̩̯͎̫̼͇̊́̂́͋̊̊̾ư̶̢̗̺͈͉̾̓̂͑͒́̋͟͢͝͞ͅt̵̤̗̫͇̗̼̼̒͌̂̇̓̇͂͝͝ . .

 

[Aeson]

I'm glad I sold my crypto when I did. It's been on a downward trend since. I made a small profit.

 

[trappedslider]

As long as Candle jack

 

[Ulfgeir]

Also, Elder Gods don’t use much modern communication tech. Cthulhu calls, he doesn’t text. Dagon don’t Skype.

Yog-Sothoth might be using Zoom, though.

And Shub-Niggurath is DEFINITELY on Facebook- makes it easier to keep up with her 1000 young.

The exception would be Nyarlathothep who uses Tinder, Snapchat.... Not sure what Hastur would be using though.

 

[megamania]

Going from watching Willow to The Strain.

 

[Ulfgeir]

I typed that phrase in on my phone. Now Roku is suggesting The Day The Earth Stood Still.

Well, as long as you managed to pronounce it all, you should be fine. Watch out for strange zombies and other weird stuff from the forest..

 

[Aeson]

I bought some IBC root beer today. It's hard to find sometimes.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

IBC is good stuff. I get one every once n a while.

 

[Aeson]

I look through the curtain to see headlights in my driveway. I wonder who could be in my driveway. I get up and look out the window......It was the sunlight reflected off my car.

 

[Dog Moon]

I look through the curtain to see headlights in my driveway. I wonder who could be in my driveway. I get up and look out the window......It was the sunlight reflected off my car.

Sunlight is good! I was driving home last night around midnight. Raining super hard. Windshield started fogging up I can barely see through the road in front of me. And the reflections everywhere making even more difficult. I feel lucky I didn't die on the way home. I hate driving at night in the rain.