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[Aeson]

I'm disappointed to hear of your disappointment. I have the core books for second edition but haven't dived deep. I certainly haven't had a chance to play. Some of the changes made me scratch my head but I haven't seen anything I disliked. Is it too rules heavy?

 

[Blackrat]

A reminder from an electrician. Resistance is not futile. Resistance is voltage divided by current.

 

[Mad_Jack]

After five days of being a meat popsicle, Jack finally has heat back in his house and can begin to function as a mammal again.

 

[CleverNickName]

Life is a lot like a helicopter.
I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

 

[Aeson]

I have seen the thing that will doom mankind. Deep. Fried. Gravy.

 

[CleverNickName]

"And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast [it] into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.
And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.
And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the earth..."

 

[Aeson]

You can use the fried gravy to spoon the cheesecake filling and eat it.

 

[Aeson]

I'm going to attempt to patch holes in the walls myself. I watched videos on patching holes in drywall. Looks like something I might be able to do. One thing I've noticed from patch jobs my dad had done is you can tell where the repair was. The spackled area looks different. When I go to Home Depot for supplies I have to ask if there is something I can do.

In the room my mom is staying in is a hole big enough for a head. One morning I leaned forward and the hole was right height and size for my head to fit. Either someone headbutted the wall or had his head pushed into the wall.

 

[J.Quondam]

After five days of being a meat popsicle, Jack finally has heat back in his house and can begin to function as a mammal again.

You can nurse your young now?

 

[Aeson]

You can nurse your young now?

" I have nipples. Can you milk me?"