It didn't go too well.
So I'm tagging along with my folks at a printer's convention in Seattle, and who should be in town to play the Sonics but the umpteen-time World Champions, yooooore Chicago Bulls! (cue crappy classic rock tune, 'Twilight Zone')
This doesn't dawn on me until my brother and I hit the bars that night, looking to get our grooves on. In fact, we were there first. Girls were friendly, beer was cold...
About 10:30p, several large, tall African-American men enter. I recognize a few people (I watch WAY too much basketball), but my attention's diverted by the girl on my arm, from Montana, who dated my personal trainer, living at the time in Salem, Oregon.
So when my current beer runs out, and "Small World" is over, I walk up to the bar to reorder when Craig Hodges (still taller than me) starts telling me to back off, "he doesn't want to sign any autographs."
I stand five seven. At 22, I feared no one.
Showing my empty glass to him, I give him a response that would mortify Eric's Grandmother, ending in "... you, you one-dimensional hack, I'm getting a beer." Since the waitress station is between me and the guy he's "protecting," I look over there.
Michael Jordan is chuckling at me. So hard, in fact, he can barely breathe.
"How many you get tonight, Mike?"
"34 ."
"Nice."
"bwahahaha"
By now, I've got the bartender's attention. I order my beer, and walk back to my table. Only someone has stolen my seat - Scottie Pippen. He leaves with 'my' girl for the dance floor. I never see them again.
God, I hate the Chicago Bulls.