Possum said:
a used speeder salesman [is] willing to give you 1,000 credits trade in value on the Imperial hover speeder
"1000?!" marvels Sloor as they walk away from the dealer.
"Freck! Change awf plans: we sell awer stuff awtside the frecking cawre wawrlds frawn naw awn! 1000? 1000?? That thing wawld fetch us 4 grands anywhere awn the rim. Minimum!"
«Translation: yeah, let's wait for now. If the senator's job calls for some transport, he can loan us something in the interim... or back up a loan to buy what we want.
Mack follows Sloor into the establishment, "Oh I am used to bad luck with the ladies on occasion. There will be other nights to try again. But after realizing we cannot afford to modify our speeder, I am just being miserly about my money. If I had more of a silver tongue I would try to still get it for free in here. Heck, might as well try, eh?" he grins with his drunken misconception of how things are probably done in this brothel, but doesn't care.
The many-armed one bursts out laughing :
"A man with a missian!" He unexpectedly shoves the human forward, sending him stumbling into the waiting throng,
"Hey girls, it's his first time saw treat him nice! First rawnd is awn me!" He himself circles the shoulder of a pair of twi'leks (purple and blue) while looking deep into the eyes of a tall, blond-haired frozian.
"Creds are fawr the spending, blandy! Let yourself gaw!"
«Help another on Persuassion 1d20+8=22. «Fred looks at Perrin's rolls» Ah well....
After a few hours, Mack has proven even unluckier, if that was possible. Probably couldn't even pay for it at this point since he cannot disguise his cop-like demeanor in his drunken state. They will be lucky to not get thrown out of the joint.
A muscled arm circles Mack's neck and leads him towards a side-alcove. It's Sloor, of course, back into the main room/dining hall once more :
"Enawgh with the campetitian, alright? Let's finish this with a massage, Mack man : very relaxing, and it's my treat, saw even your chip can stawr up *its* juice," he finishes with a close-up view of that predatory smile of his.
They pass through heavy crimson and blue curtains, into a tiny oval chamber. There is a raised bed and, more importantly, a tall kamino woman, waiting, hands lightly pressed together. The air is laced with lazily scented smoke, the music muted now that the curtain is down.
"This awn's called Incense," whispers Sloor in stage confidence,
"fawr awbviaus reasans. She wawn't daw anything you dawn't want taw daw, saw shut up, lie dawn and sawk up the frecksing ambiance!" The last bit is said rather more forcefully -- make that a lot more forcefully. "
Really, it's like partying with a marbling monk," grumbles the big alien as he sweeps through a side curtain (Mack catches a glimpse of TB's glowing optics as swell a more than one set of female limbs).
"I'll be next dawr getting the same. Talk lawd and I'll hear." A backwards grin,
"Talk law and I wawn't... Enjoy!"