Help me get vulgar in drow.

The non-gaming girlfriend of one of my DMs was amused when her boyfriend was roleplaying a drow we encountered, and he said, "He curses you in drow, saying things like-"

Well, I won't specifically get into what he said, but it involved four-letter words.

The girlfriend, who takes an odd interest in the game, very silly as opposed to her boyfriend's very serious style, wanted to know how exactly you say, in drow, "I ****ed your mother."

I know swearing isn't allowed on these boards, and I suppose that even goes for made-up foreign languages, so could someone with access to "Drow of the Underdark" from 2nd edition (the book with the drow lexicon) email me with their best guesses as to various drow curses and vulgarities?

*grin*
 

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Hmm, never thought about using drow for vulger terms.

Now Orc! That is a language that can compress "Go **** yourself with your sword while ****ing a dwarf corpse and ****ing an elf" into a word 3, maybe 4, sylables long.
 





Oh man, I want to bust loose with the Drow slurs...

"There was nothing but dead spiders in your father's seed."

"Your father ruts with quaggoth."

"You stared into the sun when you were a toddler and baked your brain."
 


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