Her journey to the Dark Side is complete

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Aus_Snow: The session went quite well! I made one good call at the very beginning that got her right into it. I had her describe her character & her clothes.

There were a bunch of cool moments in the game, but I think my favourite was when she tumbled away from a raging barbarian, ran straight up a tree trunk, balanced on a branch 10' off the ground, and started hurling daggers at him. The funniest bit came later when she got angry at a half-elf bard who was entertaining another girl. She rigged the girl's door so he couldn't get out then pilfered his mandolin, scrolls, and potions from his room. When he tried to leave the door wouldn't budge, so he tried to get out the second-storey window and fell with a satisfying thud.

The rest of you guys: *lmao*
 

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Glad to hear you got your gf playing... it's a tough tough road we lead. ;)

How's BC anyways? Going well I hope. Miss ya in Montreal.
 

blargney the second said:
The funniest bit came later when she got angry at a half-elf bard who was entertaining another girl. She rigged the girl's door so he couldn't get out then pilfered his mandolin, scrolls, and potions from his room. When he tried to leave the door wouldn't budge, so he tried to get out the second-storey window and fell with a satisfying thud.
Oh no she DIDND'T! Why does this sound like a teen drama plotline? Hey whatever makes her happy. ;)
blargney the second said:
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Product? The turn your players' PCs evil newszine? I wonder if there'd be any market for it... :\ [sblock=How I did it for those who are interested]My girlfriend at the time, many years ago, was playing a half wild-elf gray druid in our 2e FR campaign. The gray druid was a 2e subterranean druid PC kit (for those who remember them). She worshipped Chauntea and Silvanus only peripherally, focusing on the essence of nature itself.

At one point in the campaign, her character caused a minor transgression against nature (messing up a natural cave during a fight). The powers that granted her spells chose to punish her by withholding her higher level spells for a few days. I thought it'd be a fun role-playing opportunity for us if one of the evil gods involved in the plotline, Bane, tried to corrupt her by replacing her missing druidic spells with an assortment of necromantic cleric spells to tempt her. So the following morning after her transgression she got up, prayed and wrote down her daily spell selection. I asked to see the list, which was unusual for me. I erased her higher level spells and replaced them with a nasty assortment of spells from the 2e Necromancer's handbook. I then handed her back the list and told her that although she prayed for different spells, these were the ones her gods deigned to grant her. She didn't recognize the spell names but was intrigued by their nasty sounding names and asked me what they did. I gave her a quick rundown of their effects. Her response: COOL!

The rest of the players at the table seemed less enthusiastic about this odd development and advised her, wisely, to avoid casting them. She tried to heed their warnings but when confronted with some evil bad guys she got desperate and unleashed a few; the bad guys' limbs starting withering away and they suffered further damage as she attacked their souls. She rejoiced as the other players grew more and more concerned. The following morning she found that she received less of her druidic spells and yet more necromantic spells. That gave her pause and she again tried to refrain using her new spells.

Trying to figure out what was happening to her character the player chose to try praying and meditating to try and get a sense of what was going on between her and the gods of nature. She experienced a vision in which she saw nature around her growing dark and corrupt. She also gained a sense of the god who'd been granting her the new spells and realized that it wasn't the god of smiles, puppies and sunshine. She came out of the vision creeped out and determined to not use any more of the necromantic spells.

Later, while on the road to recovery, the party met up with the BBEG (a lich cleric of bane) and his trio of vampire servitors. The party fought them and won, but the vampires turned to mist and tried to flee by seeping into coffins strapped to the belly of an undead wyvern. The druid PC turned into a bat and gave chase as the wyvern outdistanced the grounded PCs. Now alone and determined to destroy these vampires at all cost I, as the dark god Bane, whispered into her ear: "Do you hate these creatures? Do you want to destroy them?" The player answered with an emphatic "YES!" The dark god then said "Then call my name and I'll give you power over all of the undead. You can send them crashing into the sea far below with but a word." The player hesitated. She wanted to kill these recurring villains so badly but didn't want to give in. She actually tried turning them by calling upon Chauntea and Silvanus, but nothing happened. I just laughed. Again I told her "Call my name and they'll be yours to do with as you wish." The player tried to do like Bruce Campbell in Armies of Darkness and simply mumbled the god's name in hopes that that'd be enough. Again I just laughed, put a finger to my ear and said "Sorry, what was that? I couldn't quite hear you?" The player just glared at me and yelled out "Okay! Fine! IN THE NAME OF BANE I COMMAND YOU TO CRASH INTO THE SEA!" The wyvern did as it was told and took the vampires with it to their final death while I described how her character felt the forces of nature withdrawing from her and her hatred of her enemies taking ahold of her heart.

And that's how I made one of my players' characters into an evil cleric of Bane. Good times! :cool: [/sblock]
 

Voadam: *bow* I'm glad you like the swashmonkler! She's a cross between Lara Croft and Mei from House of Flying Daggers. She wanted to play a hot chick that kicks ass, and who am I to argue? :)

Ferrix: BC is great! I do hope to visit back east - Montreal's an awesome city. I'll let you know if I'm heading out there!

Ambrus: Heh, it does sound a little teenagerish now that you mention it. I was pushing her buttons pretty hard, so it's not surprising that she acted on it. I suppose if male fantasy can include killing things, taking their stuff, and hooking up with scantily clad chicks with big boobs, why can't female fantasy include pranking jerks, taking their stuff, and being a scantily clad chick with big boobs? :)

Your druid story is awesome. I've always wondered how DMs got players to voluntarily turn their PCs to evil. I'm definitely going to have to pull something like that sometime.
 
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Another great session tonight! She rescued a dude in distress with a fun battle all over the roof of a hunting lodge.

I must confess I did something a little bit nasty to her tonight. She doesn't quite have arachnophobia... more like arachnoickyickyickia. Three words: Large Monstrous Spider. It's a pretty horrid looking mini, too!
-blarg
 

My boyfriend is afraid of creepy crawlies in general (especially spiders), and collects D&D minis. I want to get him one of those Dragon Queen packs with the huge spider in it, just to see the look of horror on his face.

But then, I'm an evil, evil man.
 

She took out her first ever BBEG!

It was a nice climactic battle on a grinding millwheel, with attacks flying everywhere and the place just dripping with mooks and rats. There was an awesome bit where she bashed a mook with a handy stool. She also got the final strike on the evil miller as he spun by on the wheel, landing a hefty blow that penetrated his thick hide.

-blarg

ps - arscott, that's really an evil thing to do! (Note that I'm not saying you shouldn't do it. :))
 

Now, just before she rolled the d20 that struck the final blow against the evil miller, did she exclaim "It's Miller Time!"? Cause if she did, she is truly the stuff of legend!
 

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