He's not dead, he's pinin' for the fjords..

[Mystery Man]

Man dead on Futon for 10 years



They need to put in an OMFG category for this one.

 

[Terath Ninir]

And here I thought *I* was forgetful. Sheesh! That takes the cake...

 

[jonesy]

"...the man's children thought he was still alive, but became worried lately..."

 

[Jdvn1]

Mystery, you come up with the weirdest articles. Do you write them yourself or something?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

He had some great children...anyone else think he's trying to spit on them from the afterlife?

 

[Mystery Man]

Mystery, you come up with the weirdest articles. Do you write them yourself or something?

I only wish I could make that stuff up!

 

[BOZ]

even senile is one thing... forgetting to check in on someone for almost a decade is something else!

 

[Uzumaki]

That's... kinda sad. I hope someone notices when I'm dead. :\

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Man, that goes in the "F-ing weird" category right there...... I don't see how anyone could forget a relative, living in the same home, for that long.....



Unless they started to need the old man's money and went lookin' for him.....

 

[Jdvn1]

It's Japan. Let it go. They're weird.