Hey, druids & rangers: Tricks for your snake?

[Voadam]

I had an idea for a Druid to Wildshape into a snake and then have someone with a high Bluff play the flute. The Druid dances to the music and does tricks... rake in the money.

Cuz druids are only in it for the bling.

 

[ydirbut]

It's pretty easy to imagine nifty pet tricks to teach your doggy or kitty animal companions -- and even the parrot sitting on your shoulder can be taught to drop poop in your enemies' eyes on command.

But what about them thar slitherin' snakies? How many useful tricks have you taught your companion vipers and constrictors?

"Sit, Ubu, sit. ... Good boy."

I kid you not, me and one of my players where having the exact same discussion last night.

On the topic at hand, what about tracking?

 

[Al'Kelhar]

Teaching your snake tricks is inappropriate in a family game.

Other than the "keep it in your pants" trick, then?

 

[Wycen Adamantite]

There is a spell in Poisoncraft: The Dark Arts that lets you do the Conan trick with a snake arrow. I'm not sure if it kills the snake though.

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

Has anyone here seen Ninja Scroll?