[Hivemind] How does he do it?

[megamania]

thankyou

 

[blackshirt5]

Sorry, I'm working thursday; I'm shooting to get some OT this week so that next week's paycheck is uber-fat.

WE'll game next week, although what're you doing on Friday? I need to work on the Oriental setting and want to tap your brain for resources.

 

[Angcuru]

Friday....hmmm....don't have anything in mind. But if something comes up, I'll let you know.

Just let me know ahead of time who will be running what, so I can be prepared if I'm going to start my campaign.

Oh, well, off to bed now. Long, hot, tiring, and sweaty day at work today.

 

[HellHound]

Situation: Macgyver has eighty dollars worth of chicken-flavored boullion(cubes), three Q-tips, nine pencils, and a razor blade....and he somehow prevents a nuclear power plant from melting down. How?

Easy.

First he takes the the three Q-tips, removes the cotton swabbing and uses the cotton to bind together the sticks from the Q-tips with the pencils to form a long spear, with the razor blade on the tip.

He then makes a HUGE batch of chicken soup using the boullion cubes and forces the nuclear technicians to drink it by poking them with his spear.

Thus they never get aroudn to removing the reactor cooling rods and the meltdown is averted.

 

[Cedric]

Situation: Macgyver has eighty dollars worth of chicken-flavored boullion(cubes), three Q-tips, nine pencils, and a razor blade....and he somehow prevents a nuclear power plant from melting down. How?

Ok...Megamania pretty much slam dunked this one...but...

Macgyver uses the razor blade to carve notches in the pencils so he can put them together in a two layer square with a single cross beam for stability (ala lincoln logs).

He unwraps the foil covering from the 1000 buillion cubes and uses the buillion and spit as a sort of paste to cover the exterior of the makeshift lincoln log cabin with the foil wrappers from the cubes. Having made an affective "Squirrel Cage" to dissipate the electricity without getting shocked...

Macgyver then uses the three Q-tips as a handle to insulate himself from the foil covered contraption and shoves that into the destroyed panel to create a bridge for where the wiring runs used to be while simultaneously flipping the razor blade into the blown fuse cavity to complete the circuit.

This powers up the fuel pump to the backup diesel generator long enough to prime the pump and start the generator, which then starts the cooling pumps and restores flow to the core and the generator, which can then power it's own fuel pump.

Cedric

 

[Crothian]

Mac-Y-Ver was a great character for me to display. I was happy that the Computer allowed me to perform it for you all. So many clones were made happy by that show. Of course being moved to the HPD & MC (Housing, Preservation, and Development and Mind Control) by the computer makes me happy to this day. But for all you clones out there I do have autographed pictures of myself in the Mac-Y-Ver role. Please, help yourself to them.

Carg-O-Net-1

 

[Steve Jung]

Originally posted by blackshirt5
You played at the Woodbridge WotC? Who was in it, we might've already met, actually, me and Angcuru used to live(well, more me than him) at that mall, practically, and I knew a lot of the people there.

Hmm. Let me remember. There was Mario, Elmer, Bhav, and Will. This was when Gina, Pedro, and Alex worked there.

 

[HellHound]

Mac-Y-Ver

Thank you Crothian... it has been years since my last Paranoia adventure.

The last one I ranwas the module with the new super-AI tank that the players had to protect, and then had to cheer up when it became terribly depressed discovering that it, the new super tank, was being protected by a bunch of Red security goons.

 

[Maldur]

Morning crew! How is everyone?

 

[Steve Jung]

Fine, thanks. How are you?