[HIVEMIND] New menus, New Hive, I feel so Alive!!! Ha ha ha!!

[blackshirt5]

Well, I'm a Shinesman; a member of an elite corporate sentai team dedicated to stopping evil world-spanning plots(as they might negatively affect our stock). Being as how I've not completed college yet, my current cover is as a member of a stockroom team. My color is Irish Eyes Green, as I really like Irish girls and green eyes turn me on so that's what I put down on my Application for the question "If you were a superhero, what color would your uniform be?".

Skade is a hideously evil monkey. Bad monkey. No bananas for you.

 

[Maldur]

ok, this looks like another great thread for the annals of sleep depravation

 

[Skade]

Evil Empire Directive #1802: All Combat, Infiltartion, and Acquistion Teams:

Seek out these Shinesmen and remove their leadership. Capture the larger portion of their operatives and begin mind wipe and reprogramming. Research any relation to the Lensmen of the future who will be our downfall, and if any relation is found, destroy all existing records of their existance.

May the ook be with you.

 

[blackshirt5]

Thanks for misposting your message monkey boy. Excuse me while I go collect Shinesmen Orange, Shinesmen Color Coordinated, Shinesmen K3W7 Dragon Shirt, and Shinesmen Pretzel Brown.

Prepare to feel the wrath of my Box Cutter Sword and Playing Card Shuriken, monster!

 

[Skade]

hah. You are in New Jersey. I am in Texas to make your threat good you would have to fly, and your puny weapons would never pass airport security. You could attempt the drive, but my HSCs (Hunter Seeker Coyotes) would bring you and your fashion challenged associates down before you reach Denton (where upon you would be taken to Frankenfurters Castle for interrogation).

 

[blackshirt5]

Huh. You think the Shinesmen aren't equipped with the latest in high tech gear with which to reach and assault evil lairs? Foolish primate.

Hmm, I wonder if Dhruwaa would be interested in a cheerleading position for Shinesmen Irish Eyes Green? Easy way to see her in a cheerleading outfit...without her thinking I'm a complete freak.

 

[Skade]

If you have sufficiently attractive cheerleaders I am willing to call a truce. Any group that has cheerleaders can not be all goodygoody. I lack cheerleaders. I made some attempts at engineering some from siamese cats, but there were problems... I won't get into it here, far to sordid.

As to my Evil Lair (tm), your technology will avail you not. It is equiped with stolen Shi'Ar and Kree technology, and a few items I picked up at Doctor Dooms yard sale last year. It is quite well defended.

 

[blackshirt5]

Alrighty then, truce. Right now we're in the process of negotiating for the ShinesCheerSquad, but we're definitely in the market for them.

Besides, maybe with you're help we can eliminate Walmart and Shoprite.

 

[Maldur]

hmmm cheerleaders

 

[blackshirt5]

Back away Maldur; the SCS(ShinesCheerSquad)ers are for Shinesmen only. Get your own!

We need Hivemind Cheerleaders. Any chance of getting Dragongirl back?