MechaTarrasque
Hero
You get one spell for every time he smacks you upside the head. I usually have the cleric make an easy wisdom check to see if he/she gets the message; much like commentators on the Internet, some clerics are purposefully obtuse.Sure, but does this angry angel keep having to deliver your spells to you every day?
I figure your god invested a lot of effort to make you a cleric, so he/she doesn't want you dead, just corrected and disciplined.