Holy Crap, I didn't do a *damn* thing today!

[Rel]

I read them at home alone in the dark at 1am with only my vodka to comfort me, like a normal person.

Alone? I figured that you'd have near constant company when not at work, you being so sexy and all.

Well, I suppose. I mean, if you dig chicks who are five hundred degrees hotter than lava.

Yeah, I hear you. It sucks when your tongue catches on fire as it traces the soft, soft curve of her lower back. Who needs it?!

 

[Mystery Man]

Yeah, but I don't read those posts at work either. I read them at home alone in the dark at 1am with only my vodka to comfort me, like a normal person.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Whenever I have one of those days where I do nothing but goof off for 8 hours, I just remind myself of those times when I have to work from 8pm Friday to midnight Sunday straight through cause some dumbass junior tech didn't bother to read the release notes before patching something important.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Yeah, a disclaimer would have been nice, MM. I opened that link up at work and pictures of young ladies in their underwear is not precisly approved of here.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom .....

I'm glad I don't work where you do. Also, I'm glad my office door locks....

 

[Abstraction]

I didn't do anything for the last two days! Been home sick. Viral meningitis. Believe me, you don't want to try this one. Been in pain and just lying in bed mostly.

 

[Rel]

I didn't do anything for the last two days! Been home sick. Viral meningitis. Believe me, you don't want to try this one. Been in pain and just lying in bed mostly.

I'm very sorry to hear that. My medical recommendation* is that you spend the balance of the evening looking at scantily clad pictures of Elisha Cuthbert. Good luck to you in what I hope is a speedy recovery.




*I am not a doctor but I fail to see how this could hurt the situation.