How to know your DM’s a Rat Bastard:

[Roadkill101]

35. Your kingdom is obliterated by the neighboring kingdom, the Fiefdom of Mister Rogers. “It’s a wonderful day in the neighborhood, bi***”.

Actually, I wouldn't count this one as making the GM a Rat Bastard. Mr. Rogers was an Army Ranger in WWII, so ya' gotta respect the training his troops went through, because underlaying his polite mannerisms is one helluva tough, disciplined fighter.

 

[domino]

Actually, I wouldn't count this one as making the GM a Rat Bastard. Mr. Rogers was an Army Ranger in WWII, so ya' gotta respect the training his troops went through, because underlaying his polite mannerisms is one helluva tough, disciplined fighter.

Mr Rogers was born in 28. That would have made him 13 when the US entered WW2.

 

[Bihor]

The DM is a Rat Bastard When he calls a Save against fear, and you say "Cool , my paladin is immune". He look at you angry and says. ''It's a special case, you need to do one". And it end up in a TPK. (True story)

... Wait, he's not a Rat Bastard, he's just a idiot.

 

[Bront]

... Wait, he's not a Rat Bastard, he's just a idiot.

The two species are closely related, and often it takes several years of observation to determine which is the case.

 

[kanithardm]

The two species are closely related, and often it takes several years of observation to determine which is the case.

I think my players still can't tell the difference.

 

[kanithardm]

Your GM shows up at the session wearing any of the following:
1) A button that says "Never trust a smiling GM"
2) A button that says "When the GM is smiling, it's already too late"
3) Both buttons

You forgot about the fact that he is smiling.

 

[cignus_pfaccari]

Interesting idea. The Tarrasque has hominid looking hands, could it wield extremely large weapons if given them?

Are you going to tell him he can't?

I wouldn't.

Brad

 

[Jürgen Hubert]

The two species are closely related, and often it takes several years of observation to determine which is the case.

If the DM is a rat bastard, you will see fear in the eyes of the players.

If the DM is an idiot, all you will see is disgust.


I hope that helps.

 

[D-rock]

If the DM is a rat bastard, you will see fear in the eyes of the players.

If the DM is an idiot, all you will see is disgust.


I hope that helps.

And if he's both, he will be a rat bastard that donsn't do the rat bastarding part well.

 

[Razz0putin]

Death by snu-snu

y'know if you gotta go there's many worse ways