(humor) Do not ever ask: What would your PC do if Gnnomes invented the IR.

[William Ronald]

Originally Posted by Tom Cashel

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Are they alive?
Do they live in Greyhawk?
Is this one of those alternate history things?
Are they ceramic?
Do they smoke pipes?
Do they look down on the smoking of pipes?
Are they friends with Bilbo?
Can I be Vecna?
Can I be Mordenkainen?
Can I be Gary Gygax?
Does this IR take place in England?
Are dice edible?
Are gnomes edible?
If so, do they taste like chicken?
What part do chickens play in this IR?
Is it happening now?
Did it happen then?
Can I smell it when you're done?
How about pink lawn-flamingos?
Do gnomes have uncles?
Can I see the long version?
Can I be Cthulhu?
What if Cthulhu had started the Industrial Revolution?
What if H.P. Lovecraft lived during the Industrial Revolution?
What if gnomes had started the American Revolution?
What if George Washington was a gnome?
What feats would he have?
Would he too be a lawn gnome?
Why can't they be lawn gnomes?
and finally,
Edena...why don't you like lawn gnomes?
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No, Edena is not talking about lawn gnomes. I'll answer some questions.

They are alive only with the use of 12th level magic which no one starts out in the thread.

They would live in a version of Greyhawk. I suppose some of the tackier members of the Scarlet Brotherhood might have pink lawn flamingos.

You can play Vecna or Mordenkainen. Vecna might not last long if everyone jumps on him. You can't play Cthulhu in this thread, and besides Call of Cthulhu d20 is not out yet.

Are gnomes edible? If so, do they taste like chicken. Ask Turrosh Mak and Iuz.

(Just kidding, GnomeWorks.)

If Lovecraft had lived during the Industrial Revolution, there would probably be more machine images in his works. If Cthulhu started the industrial revolution, would any of us be here?

Washington was not a gnome, but would likely have the Leadership feet and several ranks in Wilderness Survival and Knowledge, Military History.

You're going to ask Edena why he doesn't like lawn gnomes, if that's the case?

 

[Tom Cashel]

Ah, thank you, William Ronald! LOL. Good answers.

But you still haven't told me what part chickens play in this Industrial Revolution!

(as a side note: I'm really not trying to offend any Gnomish IR Enthusiasts--the subject line sez "humor"!)

 

[Jezrael]

Yup, and halflings invented the iron age. To bake better pies, you see.

That's OK, just as long as the pie is free for all...and also evil.

 

[Creamsteak]

What are you talking about? I don't understand what you mean by any of this. I keep reading nothing but ... race ... power... race... power... what are you blabbering about? If the gnomes had an industrial revolution (you don't invent a renassaince or an industrial revolution) then things would change, but what the dagnabit is the power levels?

 

[Mr. Draco]

creamstreak, think of it like a game of Risk (the board game). Everybody participating claims one or more factions. Each faction has a PL or power level. The higher the number, the higher the faction.

If you're interested in participating, the URL for the current thread is: http://www.enworld.org/messageboards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3029&pagenumber=2

 

[Turrosh Mak]

Gnomes and Chickens

Ah, thank you, William Ronald! LOL. Good answers.

But you still haven't told me what part chickens play in this Industrial Revolution!

(as a side note: I'm really not trying to offend any Gnomish IR Enthusiasts--the subject line sez "humor"!)

No offence taken, I thought your little rant was hallarious

Now, Gnomes ARE edible. They are particuarly tasty when Lemon Curied.

as for the chickens, well...

They are the masterminds behind the Church of Shade

 

[William Ronald]

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Originally posted by Tom Cashel
Ah, thank you, William Ronald! LOL. Good answers.

But you still haven't told me what part chickens play in this Industrial Revolution!

(as a side note: I'm really not trying to offend any Gnomish IR Enthusiasts--the subject line sez "humor"!)
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That's odd, Turrok Mash. I thought that the role of chickens involves Vecna and a rather unusual fetish


We are really looking for a few more players. Claim nations no one else has or contest with people for their nations. Help save, destroy, or conquer Oerth. For more information, go to this thread in the Bits 'N Pieces forum in the In Character Forum; http://www.enworld.org/messageboards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3029&perpage=15&pagenumber=1

 

[Edena_of_Neith]

Looking for John Brown and Frigid Spleen!

The poor gnomes are under attack by all manner of evil and vile creatures.

They have Vecna after them.
They have Acererak after them.
They have Iuz after them.
They have Ivid the Undying and his tarrasque after them.
They have Kas after them.
They have the Dark Union after them.
They have the Shadow Empire after them.
They have the Scarlet Brotherhood after them.
They have the Drow after them.
They have the Dragons after them.
They have the Solistarim after them.
They have about 20 odd Underdark races after them.

And who's on their side?

Well ... nobody has actually declared they are on the side of the gnomes yet.

Except the kender.

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Anyways ... I'm seeking John Brown and Frigid Spleen. Either of you around?
The mess described above is going on (or will be going on) in In Character on the 20th, and we haven't heard from either of you in some time.