D&D General [Humor] Things You Hate About 7E

[Zardnaar]

"Also, the new ranger sucks."

Now that's funny!

Bards DO Suck.

 

[Bae'zel]

Not a huge fan of 7e’s proprietary Jenga Blocks and Dominos for skill check resolution. Why can’t I just use my own? I love my Hot Topic exclusive “Nightmare Before Christmas part 3” themed dominoes.

 

[KYRON45]

The new "foot friendly" d4 is just weird.

 

[Bae'zel]

The new "foot friendly" d4 is just weird.

If they can no longer be used as caltrops to slow down the teasing jocks pursuing us, what use are they?

 

[Frozen_Heart]

We've all agreed to call it 7e right?

I refuse to call it DnD Edition-X.

 

[FireLance]

We've all agreed to call it 7e right?

I refuse to call it DnD Edition-X.

Hating Edition X is treasonous. Refusing to call it Edition X is also treasonous. Please report to the nearest termination booth for summary execution.

 

[Shadowdweller00]

I hate the 7e release schedule. I mean, it's only been six months since 6.85e first came out. Seriously, six months, WotC?

 

[aco175]

Odd number editions were supposed to be good, right?

I just wish the VR suit was not so skin-tight, I needed to take a nap and drink an Ensure bottle before I finished getting into it. By the way, how do you get jock itch out of this newfangled, fabric- asking for a friend? I thought it was supposed to be fetch.

 

[FrozenNorth]

The splatbooks are increasing numerous and niche. Did we really need Tasha’s Guide to Xanathar?

 

[GuyBoy]

Why, oh why did they have to remove owlbears from the MM?
Sure, it was a little awkward when the AI-generated, life-printed owlbear got loose at the “Mutantz & Mysogonistz” attempted relaunch rally and ate Musk and LaNasa, but that hardly justifies replacing them with owlbards in the new edition.