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Congats! My son will be a year old the 23rd and it just seems like he was born a couple months ago. My brother in law has a little girl and it just seems like boys are more fun to raise. More spunk I guess, be careful though cuz they start getting mean around 8 months.
 



A 12 guage works wonders.....;)
No more gray hairs
I'm still hoping for my Class 3 Federal Firearms license, that way I can be cleaning my M60 as they "come to court".

Of course the old standby still works..
  • Me - Here, (handing him a glass) have some water.
  • Boy - No thanks, I'm not thirsty.
  • Me - Drink It.. (said emphatically but not harshly)
  • Boy - Uh...okay (takes glass and drinks)
  • Me - (Taking glass with gloved other hand, dumping water in sink and placing in a zip closure bag) There, now I have your fingerprints and your DNA, I'm sure my friends at the FBI will be most cooperative if anything happens... Understand? (said menacingly and with implied threat)
  • Boy - Umm, where's your bathroom?

The problem isn't really with the boys though...it's with her, too much like her mother. :eek:
 



I'm still hoping for my Class 3 Federal Firearms license, that way I can be cleaning my M60 as they "come to court".

Of course the old standby still works..
  • Me - Here, (handing him a glass) have some water.
  • Boy - No thanks, I'm not thirsty.
  • Me - Drink It.. (said emphatically but not harshly)
  • Boy - Uh...okay (takes glass and drinks)
  • Me - (Taking glass with gloved other hand, dumping water in sink and placing in a zip closure bag) There, now I have your fingerprints and your DNA, I'm sure my friends at the FBI will be most cooperative if anything happens... Understand? (said menacingly and with implied threat)
  • Boy - Umm, where's your bathroom?

The problem isn't really with the boys though...it's with her, too much like her mother. :eek:

"Implied?" you tease
 

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