I'm still hoping for my Class 3 Federal Firearms license, that way I can be cleaning my M60 as they "come to court".
Of course the old standby still works..
- Me - Here, (handing him a glass) have some water.
- Boy - No thanks, I'm not thirsty.
- Me - Drink It.. (said emphatically but not harshly)
- Boy - Uh...okay (takes glass and drinks)
- Me - (Taking glass with gloved other hand, dumping water in sink and placing in a zip closure bag) There, now I have your fingerprints and your DNA, I'm sure my friends at the FBI will be most cooperative if anything happens... Understand? (said menacingly and with implied threat)
- Boy - Umm, where's your bathroom?
The problem isn't really with the boys though...it's with her, too much like her mother.