I have finally found religion.....

[Turanil]

I must post just in case this thread would be closed.

 

[Krieg]

Carlinism is no more a religion than Scientology

Dude, you are SO going to get sued!

 

[LogicsFate]

I can only pray that you will soon be touched by his noodly appendage...

Let us pray his noodly appendage touches us all

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Nah - that's okay. Don't tell anyone, but I'm also fictional.

Ah-HA!!! The truth comes out!!!

 

[ForceUser]

Wait, Scientology isn't a religion? Why the hell am I paying all this money, then?







As they say on other boards, IBTL*!










*In Before Thread Locked.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I can only pray that you will soon be touched by his noodly appendage...

Sounds like one of those kinky brothel type religions....

 

[Krieg]

Wait, Scientology isn't a religion?

 

[Crothian]

....to be more specific, I have finally founded a religion.

I have come to the realization that none of the current religious trends currently offered provide me with any sense of awe. I will explain, but if you are a religious individual who may take umbrage, please stop reading this now.

Wow.....its agood post that has to defend itself before it actually gets to the point. Whatever the point was...... :\

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Beat The Lock!

Eh. If you're going to worship a comedian, worship Bill Hicks.

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.

 

[ssampier]

And I hope the thread stays open. I've been thinking about starting a religion myself. (Seriously!) Some ideas would be helpful.

I created The Simpsons religion for my Sociology of Religion class. Want any pointers?