should this not be in media
(the adult movie was dicussed years ago...)
(the adult movie was dicussed years ago...)
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"I Have Traveled To The Floor of The Pit of My Own Free Will"
- Thread starter Sorrowdusk
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the Jester
Legend
But the spiderman reboot was GOOD, though...
I keep hearing that. Meh, I'll wait until it's on Netflix or DVD; I have seen the origin story recently enough that I'm just not interested in seeing it again, regardless of the reviews.
Which is why they should've "James Bonded" the franchise- switch actors but just keep going with NEW stories.
IMHO; YMMV.
Sounds like a florid version of "I have well & truly damned myself" to me- today, you might hear someone say "Game over- I done f**ked up things REEL good this time!"
Mark CMG
Creative Mountain Games
From just the quote alone, I at first thought it was a PC who accidentally fell down into a pit, got up, brushed themselves off, and basically more eloquently said "Meant to do that."
Works for me!
ComradeGnull
First Post
Hire some decent action movie actors instead of a bunch of pretty boy Drama Club rejects, set the trailer to Slayers Raining Blood or Dropkick Murphies Sailing up to Boston instead of a discount Peter Jackson orchestral score. As climactic scenes of stuff exploding and fire flash on the screen, the words "Kill them all and take their stuff" flashes up one word at a time. Focus on the camaraderie among the core group rather than mythological gobblety gook. Anyone making a ponderous pronunciation about fate, destiny, or darkness gets hit in the nuts with the butt-end of a polearm. Smash cut to a black screen, followed by a slow pan down that reveals a white gazebo, accompanied by creepy ethereal music.
Tag line: "Fail your saving throw. Summer 2014"
Tag line: "Fail your saving throw. Summer 2014"
White gazebos are the least dangerous of the gazebos. A RED is a far more devious and fearsome foe.
frankthedm
First Post
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As awful as the writing and delivery is, seems clear enough to me he believes he had willfully cultivated an Evil [Vile] alignment.
Sorrowdusk
First Post
Stormonu
Legend
Who in their right mind (beside perhaps Uwe Bole) would purposely set out to make a bad movie that loses money and is unpopular? What's worse is the contest WotC ran in conjuction with this thing. If I were WotC, I'd be having my lawyers doing their best to find some loophole to yank the movie rights away - like they fought with Atari to get the computer rights freed up.
The sound bytes strike me as something some script writer who's read too much Shakespeare, Dante or Milton would have his characters say.
And I hate Shakespeare.
They need to do more videos like Scourge of Worlds, with better CGI and more story options, not this drek.
The sound bytes strike me as something some script writer who's read too much Shakespeare, Dante or Milton would have his characters say.
And I hate Shakespeare.
They need to do more videos like Scourge of Worlds, with better CGI and more story options, not this drek.
Grumpy RPG Reviews
Explorer
From just the quote alone, I at first thought it was a PC who accidentally fell down into a pit, got up, brushed themselves off, and basically more eloquently said "Meant to do that."
That is exactly what I thought it was, when I saw it as a meme and until I realized it came from the BoVD film.
Ugh.
Why do some studios (SyFy included but not limited to them) set out to make crappy films?
