I never get to have fun at work.

[BiggusGeekus]

BOSS: Why is nobody around? I need someone here to make a decision.
ME: Hey! I'll make the decision for you!
BOSS: Can you sign a check for half a million dollars?
ME: Sure!
BOSS: Will the check be any good?
ME: That's accounting's problem.


He didn't let me do it. I never get to have any fun.

Pout.

 

[Rel]

You should go into business for yourself. Then you don't even have to wear pants around the office.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Make your fun a different way. Tell your boss you can't do that, but you can sign one thousand checks for $500.

 

[was]

You ought to point out that every time he's looking for someone to complete a task, you're the only one around.

 

[reveal]

You should go into business for yourself. Then you don't even have to wear pants around the office.

He already doesn't wear the pants at home. Why take away his last shred of decensy?

 

[Rel]

He already doesn't wear the pants at home. Why take away his last shred of decensy?

Because I CAN!! Hahahaha!

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Dang.

Rel took my decency.

If anyone needs some extra decency, ask Rel. He's got mine.

 

[Desdichado]

Who wants extra decency? I'm campaigning to change our corporate dress code from "business casual" to "clothing optional."

Just because I want to sit here in my cubicle nude, mind you. I can't think of anyone here at the office that I actually want to see naked.

 

[Rel]

Dang.

Rel took my decency.

If anyone needs some extra decency, ask Rel. He's got mine.

Don't worry. Although I might keep your decency laying around (most likely to sell on ebay), there's no danger that I might actually USE it.

 

[Mystery Man]

Who wants extra decency? I'm campaigning to change our corporate dress code from "business casual" to "clothing optional."

Just because I want to sit here in my cubicle nude, mind you. I can't think of anyone here at the office that I actually want to see naked.

On the other side of that coin, what makes you think anyone at your office wants to see you naked?