Dr Midnight
Explorer
Some time ago, I passed my copy of the first book, A GAME OF THRONES, on to a friend. I've been buying copies to give people for birthdays and holidays, but he's the only person who's read on my recommendation. Anyway, he sucked it down and bought the next two books. Tonight he was waist-deep in A STORM OF SWORDS and signed on and assaulted my AIM window-thingey. I knew he was coming to this section soon, and was just waiting for it... I told him someone from the ENboards threw the book across the room out of shock and anger at one point in the story, so I'm always asking if he's "thrown the book" yet. Here it is...
I warned you before, but SPOILERS BELOW. Jerk.
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HIM: WALDER FREY IS AN *******
ME: why so?
ME: Why would you say such a thing?
HIM: the wedding is over
ME: And there you have it.
ME: How was it for you, there, in that one paragraph where Kat touches the guard's arm and she feels the chainmail underneath?
HIM: I want to hit someone
ME: For me, I was thinking "Hey, fun, I can't believe it, but now we'll get to see Rob fight his way out and win the twins for hisself. "
HIM: but no
ME: Then, wait... (more paragraphs go by)... wait... is this a dream sequence?
HIM: they have to be all treacherous.
HIM: stupid roose bolton
HIM: there is no emoticon for what I am feeling
ME: You have "thrown the book".
HIM: yeah
HIM: throwing it may actually make me feel better
ME: Ahhh, I love those ****in' books.
HIM: I don't really have a decent place to throw it at
ME: For the one hundred billionth time, I wish I could wipe it out of my memory and read it again.
HIM: yeah
HIM: and then do it again
ME: Just keep doing it. **** other books, to hell with other stories, styles and authors.
ME: when's that bastard going to publish the next book, dammit... He's still got it as "unfinished" on his site.
HIM: I'll kill him
HIM: so what is the hound going to do with Arya now?
HIM: he sure won't be getting any money
ME: I shan't say
HIM: and of course now jon is king in the north, untill they find bran
HIM: unless he blew up in that damn tower
HIM: these books are so good that I hate them
ME: I have to get one of the Targaryen shirts.
HIM: choke on it
HIM: I hate you George
HIM: I love you george
ME: Suck it, George. Suck it and die. But not really. You bastard.
HIM: I never want to read another page, I can't wait for the next book
ME: Well put.
ME: remember- That's it until sometime much later this year... so savor it all.
HIM: I am
I like having passed it on to someone. He's in turn been recommending it to everyone he talks to... I know GRRM doesn't need the little support I've drummed up, but I like that I've shown someone else books full of hours and hours of excellent reading. I picked them up myself on recommendation from you guys here at ENworld, so- my thanks.
I bought a copy for my dad, but in the two months he's had it, the bookmark hasn't moved past the prologue. Le sigh.
Someone buy me this.
I warned you before, but SPOILERS BELOW. Jerk.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
HIM: WALDER FREY IS AN *******
ME: why so?
ME: Why would you say such a thing?
HIM: the wedding is over
ME: And there you have it.
ME: How was it for you, there, in that one paragraph where Kat touches the guard's arm and she feels the chainmail underneath?
HIM: I want to hit someone
ME: For me, I was thinking "Hey, fun, I can't believe it, but now we'll get to see Rob fight his way out and win the twins for hisself. "
HIM: but no
ME: Then, wait... (more paragraphs go by)... wait... is this a dream sequence?
HIM: they have to be all treacherous.
HIM: stupid roose bolton
HIM: there is no emoticon for what I am feeling
ME: You have "thrown the book".
HIM: yeah
HIM: throwing it may actually make me feel better
ME: Ahhh, I love those ****in' books.
HIM: I don't really have a decent place to throw it at
ME: For the one hundred billionth time, I wish I could wipe it out of my memory and read it again.
HIM: yeah
HIM: and then do it again
ME: Just keep doing it. **** other books, to hell with other stories, styles and authors.
ME: when's that bastard going to publish the next book, dammit... He's still got it as "unfinished" on his site.
HIM: I'll kill him
HIM: so what is the hound going to do with Arya now?
HIM: he sure won't be getting any money
ME: I shan't say
HIM: and of course now jon is king in the north, untill they find bran
HIM: unless he blew up in that damn tower
HIM: these books are so good that I hate them
ME: I have to get one of the Targaryen shirts.
HIM: choke on it
HIM: I hate you George
HIM: I love you george
ME: Suck it, George. Suck it and die. But not really. You bastard.
HIM: I never want to read another page, I can't wait for the next book
ME: Well put.
ME: remember- That's it until sometime much later this year... so savor it all.
HIM: I am
I like having passed it on to someone. He's in turn been recommending it to everyone he talks to... I know GRRM doesn't need the little support I've drummed up, but I like that I've shown someone else books full of hours and hours of excellent reading. I picked them up myself on recommendation from you guys here at ENworld, so- my thanks.
I bought a copy for my dad, but in the two months he's had it, the bookmark hasn't moved past the prologue. Le sigh.
Someone buy me this.
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