DragonSword
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Awesome!
If it weren't for kids... (your cute kid stories)
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Awesome!
Stone Angel
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LOL these are great I love little kids. And usually they love me. I started playing with my current group about a year and a half ago I was uncle Joe in three sessions. But most of the time the just call me badguy, which I was given by there two year old Ryan. I love those little tikes.
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My 3 year old son has a TMNT that has knight's breastplate that you can take on and off. He calls the turtles "Action Turtles." The other night he goes in to brush his teeth, looks down at his stool he stands on to reach the sink (it's short and wide set), picks it up and puts it on his chest so the legs are over his shoulders and under his arms. He said "I'm an Action Turtle!" 
I made him show his mom that one.
I made him show his mom that one.
When my sons were two and three, they used to sit on this padded toy chest that held their Duplo blocks and pretend like it was a car. My oldest, Stuart, was in the "front" pretending to drive by holding an invisible steering wheel. My youngest, Logan, got tired of being the passenger and told Stuart he wanted to drive for awhile. Stuart refused.
So, Logan thought about for a moment, then grabbed the pretend steering wheel out of Stuart's hand and started pretend-driving from his side of the pretend car. Stuart tried to grab the pretend steering wheel back from him, but Logan jumped down out of the pretend car and ran away. Stuart then proceeded to chase Logan throughout the house, trying to grab back the invisible steering wheel that Logan had "stolen" from him.
My wife and I were both doubled up with laughter from that one.
Sometime later, we picked up a pair of Little Tikes coupe cars for them, so they could each have a "real" pretend car to drive around in the back yard. They preceded to turn them upside down, sit on their roof interiors, and use them as pretend helicopters.
Stuart also had a Fisher Price plastic push lawn mower and would "mow" one side of the lawn while I did the other with the real mower. Everybody in the neighborhood thought it was so cute. What was even funnier was when he would get mad at me for mowing the side he had already done.
Hard to believe those two are 20 and 19 already, and both in college!
Johnathan
So, Logan thought about for a moment, then grabbed the pretend steering wheel out of Stuart's hand and started pretend-driving from his side of the pretend car. Stuart tried to grab the pretend steering wheel back from him, but Logan jumped down out of the pretend car and ran away. Stuart then proceeded to chase Logan throughout the house, trying to grab back the invisible steering wheel that Logan had "stolen" from him.
My wife and I were both doubled up with laughter from that one.
Sometime later, we picked up a pair of Little Tikes coupe cars for them, so they could each have a "real" pretend car to drive around in the back yard. They preceded to turn them upside down, sit on their roof interiors, and use them as pretend helicopters.
Stuart also had a Fisher Price plastic push lawn mower and would "mow" one side of the lawn while I did the other with the real mower. Everybody in the neighborhood thought it was so cute. What was even funnier was when he would get mad at me for mowing the side he had already done.
Hard to believe those two are 20 and 19 already, and both in college!
Johnathan
Sir Draconion
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my son Logan (4 years in May) really wanted a toy he saw on tv
he tells me we need to go get it
i tell him we cant right now we have no money in the bank
he tells me that mom needs to go to work get money, put it in the bank, so we can go to the bank, get the money, go to the store, and get the toy
i say well we cant do that untill the end of the week
he stops and thinks scraching his head
he tells me that we can go to the store and put his favorite toy(an airplane that he plays with all the time crashing it, putting it back together and through it throught he air) on the shelf and take the other one that he want
perfect logic for a 3 year old barter system
the thing is that his airplane is imaginary
he tells me we need to go get it
i tell him we cant right now we have no money in the bank
he tells me that mom needs to go to work get money, put it in the bank, so we can go to the bank, get the money, go to the store, and get the toy
i say well we cant do that untill the end of the week
he stops and thinks scraching his head
he tells me that we can go to the store and put his favorite toy(an airplane that he plays with all the time crashing it, putting it back together and through it throught he air) on the shelf and take the other one that he want
perfect logic for a 3 year old barter system
the thing is that his airplane is imaginary
Desdichado
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Hey, pogre, you're joining the four club? Congrats! 
Desdichado
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We do what we can.Rel said:You guys are taking up the slack for those of us taking it easy with one. We appreciate it.
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