Kaleon Moonshae said:To be chaotic evil they have to do evil for *purely* no reason whatsoever.
Rubbish. By your daffynition, a tree that falls down and crushes somebody is chaotic evil. It had no reason to fall, it just fell. Fire is chaotic evil if it burns someone to death. It had no reason, it just burned.
We like to take the simple-minded tack that "evil" == "nasty-wasty-oo-oo-oo" and "good" == "nicey-purty-yum-yum-yum", but the world doesn't work that way.