I'm not dead

[Al]

Aha- I've cracked it.

No one has seen Blackleaf. She could be typing as a member of the undead, by possessing a typist (using the ghost's malevolence ability) or by using poltergeist ability.

So she cannot prove that she is alive.

Now, here's the cunning part. Since more people have died in the course of history than are currently alive, then on balance any given person who has ever existed is most probably dead. So unless she can unequivocally prove that she's alive, she's probably dead.

Now, as outlined above, she cannot prove she is alive.

Therefore, on balance of probability, she's dead.

QED

80000xp! W00!

 

[Dispater]

Well, if she's dead, where in the hell is the corpse. C'mon, we need to find it people, and give a decent burial, before her ghost can do any more posts.

 

[Airwolf]

Maybe, just maybe, Blackleaf is not dead. He is very much alive. Which means its the rest of us that are dead, so to us he just looks dead to us.

 

[Ms. Frost]

The thief, Black Leaf, did not find the poison trap, and I declare her dead.

 

[Blackleaf]

Maybe, just maybe, Blackleaf is not dead. He is very much alive. Which means its the rest of us that are dead, so to us he just looks dead to us.

You're dead to me! (but I am very much not dead!)

 

[Jack Chick]

It doesn't matter if your body is alive, your soul is dead.

Poor, deluded Blackleaf.

Jesus Christ is the only source of life.

Playing D&D makes Baby Jesus cry.

Since you have found a new gaming group, you have not given up that devil-worshipping D&D.

Since you have not given up D&D, you have not accepted Jesus Christ.

Since Jesus Christ is the only source of life, you must, by default, not be alive. This makes you dead.

CONCLUSION:

The thief, Black Leaf, did not find Jesus Christ, and I declare her dead.

 

[Blackleaf]

I'm not dead but it looks like thread will be. Thanks Jack.

 

[Jack Chick]

Some people just can't handle an "April Fool's" post. You won't see me on the boards again until 04-01-2004.

 

[Angcuru]

if we can track blackleaf down and stick her with a longsword of resurrection....she will be alive, wether she was dead or not beforehand.

 

[Blackleaf]

Neither religious nor dead, in post nor head!