I'm not dead

[Darrin Drader]

Neither religious nor dead, in post nor head!

Ah, you rhyme like a poet. And we all know that the best poets are dead. I mean why else would they have called the movie Dead Poet's Society? So, because you are a poet, and you brought up the subject in the first place, you are in fact dead - six feet under, given up the ghost, kicked the bucket, taken a dirt nap, found eternal peace - dead. Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead! Watch me say it again: DEAD

Now go run along peacefully already. Nothing dampens a good funeral like the deceased refusing to leave.

 

[Joker]

I believe you Blackleaf. I really do.

 

[Blackleaf]

I believe you Blackleaf. I really do.

Uh oh. I seem to have stopped breathing. I wonder if I could be dead?

 

[Remathilis]

Great so many people told she was dead that she started to believe it.

I guess that will put an end to this debate once and for all.

 

[Blackleaf]

I am being very quiet, and even holding my own breath, so I can listen intently and I CANNOT HEAR MY BREATHING! AM I REALLY DEAD?!

 

[Henry]

I am being very quiet, and even holding my own breath, so I can listen intently and I CANNOT HEAR MY BREATHING! AM I REALLY DEAD?!

If it walks like a corpse, and talks like a corpse, and sounds like a corpse... get the holy water.

 

[Sixchan]

No Blackleaf, I'm *sure* you must be alive. Put your hand on your head. Can you feel a pulse?

 

[Gez]

I am being very quiet, and even holding my own breath, so I can listen intently and I CANNOT HEAR MY BREATHING! AM I REALLY DEAD?!

So, you're holding your breath and you don't hear yourself breathing.

If nothing else, your brain is dead.

 

[Angcuru]

cut your arm open with a razor. if blood comes gushing out in large quantites, you are not dead, though you may be soon.

 

[8XXX{0}====>]

Uhh... dude. I think she's, like, uhh... dead.

Loot the bodies!