Insignificant Gods

[Nifft]

The whole Tuesday and Wedensday thing fighting is kind of funny, when you consider WHY Tuesday and Wednesday are called "Tuesday" (Tieu's Day) and "Wednesday" (Wotan's Day)

Yes yes, that's funny. But it's backwards. Thor didn't start out with just a weekday and a dream, and eventually work his way up to goats & a hammer.

Cheers, -- N

 

[Pale Master]

Someone already posted the list of Roman gods. I just wanted to put in a special plug for my favorite Roman deity, Robigus, Lord of Mildew, Blasting, and Rust. Here is a description of his festival, Robigalia.

Also, the Chinese god Zao Jun, "Stove Master", the Kitchen God. His earthly representative could be... let's say... The Kitchen God's Wife.

 

[Sigurd]

Durnit - Demigod of Rightious Annoyance. Not anger, that's someone else. Just recurring annoyance that distracts the senses and makes for a generally lousy day.

Durnit may manifest as a member of any race with clothes that seem reasonable but one size too small. He has the divine power to remember all the things that really bugged you but you never did anything about.


Annoyance Domain

Domain powers

Discouraging Word - you may lead people to make decisions that they will be dissatisfied with for the rest of their lives. They may not actually take any physical damage from this power. If they fail a will check they will do something stupid, eat too much, or get a bad night sleep.

Beige Hex - The targets next waking day will be visited by a terrible sense of "man this sucks".


1. Sniggle - enchantment - makes garb feel one size too small. The garb does not actually change size.
2. Cause light chaffing.
3. Visage of a bully - grants caster the illusionary image of someone the target doesn't want to talk to right now.
4. Obscure message - Spamify - Creates a number of messages equal to his wisdom times his charisma times his the caster level that are superficially similar to existing works of writing.
5. Spending too much - divination - the caster receives divine information on the total debt of the target and whom they have promised to stop spending money.
6. Cube or Perturbation - creates a large multicoloured cube around an object or in front of a door. The cube is composed of rotating lesser cubes that must be manipulated to gather the six different colours each to a side.
7. Power Word - Audit!
8. Ray of soggy clothes
9. Poison Reputation

 

[Mokona]

Niera, streams and rivulets

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Xlax & Fybharr- Gods of painless poo.

Notintheface- God of Cowardice

St. Hubbins- Demigod of quality footwear.

Phann- God of the advantageous breeze

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Dude, everybody's working for the Weekend. The rest of the week has to defend itself!

Deity: Loverboy, the Weekend Incarnate? (Kind of a second rate Dionysus...)

How about The Fang Fairy?

 

[Sigurd]

ffang Toof - Demon of bad teeth.

Glom - the Goddess of oatmeal

Murb - Goddess of Rancid Drinks

Bush - Minor god of ruined business.

 

[Sigurd]

ffang Toof - Demon of bad teeth.

Glom - the Goddess of oatmeal

Murb - Goddess of Rancid Drinks

Bush - Minor god of ruined business and under achieving sons.

 

[Orius]

Finder. You can find him in a number of FR books and novels.

FR has several many insignificant gods. I'll add Milil and Deneir to the list.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

What, no mention of Banjo, God of Puppets?