Instead of Fighter, how about Guy with Pointy Stick?

[mhensley]

I know, I know. Go ahead and close this thread.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Pointed sticks? Ho, ho, ho. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit, thus...

 

[Masquerade]

Then there would be confusion between the Guy with Pointy Stick and the Guy with Pointy Stird.

Sorry.

 

[Piratecat]

Mr. Noise, the signal called. It wants its ratio back!