I was just kidding, it's as good a plan as any. My only real objective in this fight is "get straight across the bridge and hope for help from the forest."
Like I said. This is one of those plans where you die horribly... Or they write a song about how glorious it was. Straight out of an old Swashbuckling movie.
At this time I'd just like to apologize for the difficulty level of this encounter, I did not do a good job at bringing this one over from the Pathfinder rule set.