Joke Names you've never used...but want to.

[Remus Lupin]

Bytor Snowdog.

I also talked a player in one game to name his Sorcerer/Druid duo Siegfried and Roy.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

For a while I keep threatening to play the pirate/rapper Irate P., the High Seas O.G.

His crew included a wizard named WZA "tha Wizzah", a lizardman named LZA "tha Lizzah" and Ol' Dirty Masthead.

(oh, and at the tiller, Ghostface Tillah!)

Simply awesome!

I too would love to use this...but only 1 other guy in the group would get it.

(FWIW, were they the Pirates of Wu-Tang?)

 

[Mallus]

Mallus, I would like to borrow that idea because I'm so stuck in a seafaring campaign where we badly need some comic relief as it got way too serious. And the crew's players are all into rap music

Sure. I'd be flattered. Glad to know someone will get to use them.

 

[Lwaxy]

were they the Pirates of Wu-Tang?)

Ahahaha. I need to add that

 

[Drew]

I once slipped in an NPC named Captain Antoneel. Obscure enough that nobody got it. Kind of Marshall Willenholly, if you will.

 

[jaerdaph]

I once slipped in an NPC named Captain Antoneel. Obscure enough that nobody got it. Kind of Marshall Willenholly, if you will.

Very cool, very 70s - I like those both!

I had a friend who had an Inish PC in a Swashbuckling Adventures/7th Sea game named Paddy O'Furniture.

I was going to name a Jack Bauer inspired NPC in a d20 Modern game Jack Knauf, but later thought better of it...

And I've always wanted to write an adventure where the GM has to use the phrase, "Roll a Spot check to determine if you can see Mike Hunt." when an NPC of that name is hiding from the PCs...

Okay I'm going to grow up now...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

And I've always wanted to write an adventure where the GM has to use the phrase, "Roll a Spot check to determine if you can see Mike Hunt." when an NPC of that name is hiding from the PCs...

Do it! Do it! DoitdoitdoitdoitdoitDOIT!

(And make sure someone is taking a swig when you do...)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A paladin who favors mounted combat- Hugh Nicorn.

An anthropomorphic Heron named Mipalmz...a Monk with a Vow of Poverty...AND a Vow of Celibacy.

Other groaners...a multiclassed Minotaur Bard/Barbarian named Ted Moogent.

and a Cleric who specializes in hunting down and destroying Undead...Ted Turner.

 

[jdcash]

Carmack Ameelyun

 

[rgard]

Carmack Ameelyun

Androgynous dragonborn bard?

Thanks!