Joke Names you've never used...but want to.

[Modeus]

I played :

A halfling Rogue called Nipples Dingleberry.
A gnome bard called Kooky Bollocks.
A human monk called Lobtsang Ramadingdong.

 

[bobthehappyzombie]

Well this is a bit of a cheat as I am actually playing this character... I have a low impulse resistance what can I say.

Mennet Ourk, Drow paladin ... he comes from a land down under, complete with awful attempt at ozzie accent.

I have a desire to play Shakar Khan the dragonborn warlock.

and here is a medley of the stupid surnames I have introduced my long suffering wife with
Mrs Teater
Mrs T Lope
Mrs T Matter
Mrs Curr
Mrs Chovey
Mrs Gull
Mrs Narky
Mrs Imal


Her name is Ann if you hadn't already guessed.

 

[tallyrand]

I keep threatening to play a halfling whose family owns a large orchard: Justin Ciderbottom.

He has two brothers, named Dustin and Dickens.

 

[Bluenose]

Formerly the chief of a band of desert nomads, the bard Sheikh Yerbodi now wanders the wastes of my imagination waiting for a chance to appear.

 

[Lwaxy]

I think I'll borrow that Sheikh )

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Formerly the chief of a band of desert nomads, the bard Sheikh Yerbodi now wanders the wastes of my imagination waiting for a chance to appear.

Does he have a buddy named Sultan Pep'harr?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Heaven help the person who tries to include me into a campaign based on The Tale of Desperaux or similar source material.

...for I shall play "Hawaii" Feivel Mousekewitz, a Russian mouse who emigrated to the islands and became a macho detective.

 

[vonmolkew]

Arthur, King of The Treachers
henchman: Fish and Chips
Best Pal and party Cleric: Toogo of the Holy Order of Fries

 

[rgard]

An oldie but goodie. I always wanted to play a Welsh assassin. Dai the Death

A very tidy name!

I knew a Dai Davies when I worked in Merthyr Tydfil.

 

[Mark1733]

Arthur, King of The Treachers
henchman: Fish and Chips
Best Pal and party Cleric: Toogo of the Holy Order of Fries

...with sidekicks Maul Ted and Vin Egar