Well this is a bit of a cheat as I am actually playing this character... I have a low impulse resistance what can I say.
Mennet Ourk, Drow paladin ... he comes from a land down under, complete with awful attempt at ozzie accent.
I have a desire to play Shakar Khan the dragonborn warlock.
and here is a medley of the stupid surnames I have introduced my long suffering wife with
Mrs Teater
Mrs T Lope
Mrs T Matter
Mrs Curr
Mrs Chovey
Mrs Gull
Mrs Narky
Mrs Imal
Her name is Ann if you hadn't already guessed.