Joke Names you've never used...but want to.

[NewJeffCT]

Try breaking the name up like this:

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do

Johnathan

Or maybe they need:
Do, a female deer
Re, a drop of golden sun
Mi, a name I call myself...

I don't remember the rest, but hopefully they get the picture?

 

[Zinovia]

Angela Mercy - the holy paladin
Alsvel Tattensfell - the eternal optimist
Fletcher Lansbury - the great detective
Doodah Day - the halfling racetrack bookie
Effie Qualsemay - a forceful kinda gal

 

[WarlockLord]

Dragonborn sorceror with fire breath:

TROGDOR!

Trogdor was a man...or maybe he was a dragon man...or maybe he was just a dragon.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I just read this about Amazon's Kindle:

The New York Times (no stranger to writing about the Prez) says that the name "Barack Obama," when read aloud by the Kindle's computerized text-to-speech system, sounds something like "Brack Alabama."

I now wish to have a campaign in which an important NPC is named Brack Alabama.

The campaign I'm gearing up to run won't work with the name as a world leader- which would, of course, be ideal- because its a supers campaign set in 1912.

A bodyguard, perhaps? One in the Brock Samson mold?

 

[tallyrand]

This one hit me on our last gaming night:

Walker, Tiefling Ranger

 

[Mallus]

I had a great idea for a character yesterday: Eldritch Cleaver. He's a founding member of the Dead Panthers (a necromancer's power/self -defense organization) and the author the tome Soul in Gem.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I want to do a series of adventures based on extracting an NPC, Curious Gorgon, from the results of her unsupervised wanderings...

 

[Mallus]

This one doesn't technically qualify since I'm getting the chance to play him, but here he is anyway...

Cro-Magnum, caveman P.I. Thawed from a block of ice, now he's cleaning up the City of Angels!

(He's for a Spirit of the Century campaign. And yes, he has a mustache.)

 

[Dragonhelm]

I once played an elf ranger named Clintantilus of the Eastern Wood.

Landed up being a one-shot game. I wonder why.

 

[Akaiku]

Murder McKillian-Spree. One of the finest assassins and cutthroats you will ever be killed by.

And for the quazi-eastern bent, some sidekicks!
Min Yuan
Po Sion the healer
Lai Kai

Half fiend catfolk bard, The Infernal Ra

Gen Eric Fi'Tor!

Yarly O'Riley

Does a Ratling that is a baker by day and steals ships by night count?

Maikeet Real, the illusionist that eventually got knighted.

Of the top of my head.