In my heart of hearts, I hope some adventure writer is taking all of this thread in and designing something for a convention...
For some time, I've been wanting to run:
1) A bard named Dore Mifaso LaTido.
QUESO RA: the super-chill Egyptian god of creamy Mexican cheese dip
Queso RA, so RA,
Whatever needs cheese, sees He,
All nachos are His to see,
Queso RA, so RA