Joke police, where are you? We need your help!

[Dinkeldog]

I need some help deciding if I can use some jokes here, or if they're too old. I saw a car yesterday on the interstate with a license plate frame that said, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us". So the problem is that I don't want to look like the kind of fool this guy was, attached to a joke that had passed its prime. I guess I don't have a well-developed joke-fashion sense.

• Can I misspell "the" as "teh" anymore?
• How about "!!!!11!" at the end of an exclamatory point?
• Is "Worst.Inside.Joke.Evar" getting stale?
• Whores and Ale! Is that too tired?
• How about "kick/junk/wallet"?
• "Hello, Tiefling!" Is that worn out?

Thanks to the esteemed gentlemen and gentlewomen that are willing to help me out with this, as I don't want to seem to be even a week out of joke-fashion.

Remember--with great power comes great responsibility.

 

[ColonelHardisson]

Hmm. I don't know "kick/junk/wallet"...

 

[Sodalis]

what's wroong with any of those?

'teh' is just a typo
'!!!!1!!' is just lifting up your firinger too soon...
and the rest is up to you...

 

[Don21584]

The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy phrase is definitely getting overdone and stale.

 

[Dinkeldog]

/Dinkeldog kicks ColonelHardisson in the junk and steals his wallet.

 

[KDLadage]

Teh jokes that have ben listed above are knot teh only jokes two have become old and stale recently. Eye can say 9from experience0 that the members of this bored are all expert typists and never, evar make typos. Eye mean, let's face it. If yuo can reach the keybored, you can certainly spell the words, and follow the rules of grammar.

And know gamer has evar ben sew excited about an idea or responce too a posting that they did knot bother two proof-reed, or spell cheque there posting 9knot that spell cheque will catch every mis-spelled word, after all, sum words are mis-spelled into other perfectly good words all the tyme0.

Butt one thing that has gotten under my skin is the joke of using a semi-colon instead of an comma in words like don;t, won;t and can;t. I mean please: no how two use the punch you nation marks bee fore you use them!

Butt eye am sure that that is just a problem that eye have a round hear.

 

[Christian]

The day ale & whores go out of style, is the day I lay down my sword & shield and fade away ...

 

[Tewligan]

The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy phrase is definitely getting overdone and stale.

Worst. Reply. Ever.

 

[Tom Cashel]

Butt eye am sure that that is just a problem that eye have a round hear.

Heh...butt eye.

 

[Dinkeldog]

Hmmm. I think calling someone a "septic tank" in reference to tank characters is an old joke. After all, we've had septic tanks for a long time, right?

And why is it funny that the grass should be greener around that one character, especially if he's a fighter and not a druid?

I don't get it.

Joke police! Help!