Joke police, where are you? We need your help!

[Akunin]

sounds like a lot of fun. why don't you go and immerse yourself in it completely instead of creating stupidly disguised trolls over here.

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[King_Stannis]

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i'm not really up on this, but i think you're missing a "1".

 

[Tom Cashel]

i simply told him, in no uncertain terms, to leave that stuff over there.

i thought that was the policy here, apparently i was wrong.

Wait...the policy is that you tell people what to do and they do it? Or that nothing on the EN Boards is allowed to be funny?

And to think all this time I've been doing it wrong...

Now before your knee jerks, feel the air spontaneously expelled from your lungs, and perhaps a single tear squeezing out...this is the phenomenon that humans call "laughter." It is usually produced in response to the interactions called "jokes" or "joking."

 

[Leopold]

Teh jokes that have ben listed above are knot teh only jokes two have become old and stale recently. Eye can say 9from experience0 that the members of this bored are all expert typists and never, evar make typos. Eye mean, let's face it. If yuo can reach the keybored, you can certainly spell the words, and follow the rules of grammar.

And know gamer has evar ben sew excited about an idea or responce too a posting that they did knot bother two proof-reed, or spell cheque there posting 9knot that spell cheque will catch every mis-spelled word, after all, sum words are mis-spelled into other perfectly good words all the tyme0.

Butt one thing that has gotten under my skin is the joke of using a semi-colon instead of an comma in words like don;t, won;t and can;t. I mean please: no how two use the punch you nation marks bee fore you use them!

Butt eye am sure that that is just a problem that eye have a round hear.

yuo=teh winnah!
best post evar!!

 

[King_Stannis]

Wait...the policy is that you tell people what to do and they do it? Or that nothing on the EN Boards is allowed to be funny?

And to think all this time I've been doing it wrong...

Now before your knee jerks, feel the air spontaneously expelled from your lungs, and perhaps a single tear squeezing out...this is the phenomenon that humans call "laughter." It is usually produced in response to the interactions called "jokes" or "joking."

no, the policy is to leave grudges at nutkinland over there. as i said, this is a continuation of one of those grudges.

i'm familiar with laughter, by the way. hey, knock yourself out, man. orc and pie, teh and !!!!111 yourself to death.

 

[Tom Cashel]

no, the policy is to leave grudges at nutkinland over there. as i said, this is a continuation of one of those grudges.

Well, since you seem to be the one explaining and thereby airing out said grudge...YOU ARE IN VIOLATION! CEASE AND DESIST!

i'm familiar with laughter, by the way.

...yet you didn't realize that the insinuation that might not be familiar with laughter was, in itself, a joke? Lighten up, Billy.

maybe i'm just a little more discriminating than thinking "teh" as opposed to "the" is funny. but hey, knock yourself out, man. orc and pie, teh and !!!!111 yourself to death.

I don't really find those things funny, either. Now the "Butt Eye" quote...that's funny! It's a new euphemism! Also the fact that you keep reading this thread even though it burns you up is kinda funny. Can't be all that discriminating...

 

[Ashtal]

FEH!

Enough already. I've had it up to here (makes emphatic gesture over her head) with the lot of you. Knock it off, quit picking at scabs and trying to poke each other in the eye with a stick.

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