I think you can count me in the "didn't like it" camp. There was definitely some good stuff about the movie, but overall I was left unhappy with it.
I'm no action movie aficionado, but maybe Crouching Tiger has raised my expectations for fight scenes -- and I found the fight scenes in this movie to be mostly uninspired.
And kung fu in rennaissance France? eh?
Afterwards, I thought of a quote by a famous surrealist, dissing someone else's work. Surrealism, he said, isn't a telephone in a jar of marmalade. Surrealism is explaining how the phone got there.
The kung fu in France was just a telephone in a jar of marmalade.
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The Indian character was such a bundle of cliches that I winced every time he came on screen. He was really awful.
Near the end, when Evil Brother Dude threw off his cloak, was I the only person expecting him to start singing, "I'm just a sweet Transvestite...."? I laughed loudly at that point, which is something I try to avoid doing at movies, no matter how ridiculous they are -- probably loud enough to annoy the people around me.
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That said, the movie had some cool stuff about it. The acting was pretty good (except for the sidekick); the female leads were cool; the overall idea of the story was very interesting.
If they'd cut out the sidekick entirely and cut out 90% of the fight scenes in the movie, focusing instead on the mystery part, I would have enjoyed the movie much more.
Daniel