TSR Just when you thought it was all over.... now there’s a fourth TSR!

In the story that will never end, after having this week turned itself into Wonderfilled, Inc, and deleted its Twitter account, TSR is BACK AGAIN! Like again, again, again, again. Complete with old-school logo! And Michael appears to actually exist!

Michael K. Hovermale says in a press release that an unnamed individual (I’m guessing Stephen Dinehart) apparently ran all the social media accounts for TSR, Dungeon Hobby Shop Museum, Ernie Gygax, Justin LaNasa, and Giantlands. He goes on to say that this person has been replaced, and that all posts on those social media accounts are "invalid". There's no mention of Stephen Dinehart's social media accounts though.

Dinehart has left TSR3, taking Giantlands with him. Given that Star Frontiers mentions have been quietly removed a week or so ago, that would leave TSR3.5 without any roleplaying game products, as far as I can tell.

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The existing (TSR3} website still says it's WONDERFILED (sic), Inc. However there’s now a NEW one at TSR Hobbies. We’ll call that TSR3.5 for now. I’m struggling to distinguish TSRs from tribbles at this point. They just keep on coming!


I don't really know what to say anymore, but my job is to report the news. So here's the news.

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TSR Appoints New Public Relations Officer; Responds to Social Media Mismanagement​

Lake Geneva, WI, July 09, 2021 --(PR.com)-- TSR has replaced the individual that was serving as both social media manager and information technology manager for TSR and The Dungeon Hobby Shop Museum. This individual was also the social media manager for Giantlands, Justin LaNasa, and Ernie Gygax.

All posts on all social media accounts for TSR and Dungeon Hobby Shop Museum should be considered invalid.

All posts on all social media accounts of Justin LaNasa and Ernie Gygax should be considered invalid.

TSR is in the process of recovering the social media accounts of TSR, The Dungeon Hobby Shop Museum, and the personal Twitter accounts of Justin LaNasa and Ernie Gygax.

Michael K. Hovermale
Public Relations Officer
TSR

Ernie Gygax:
“I wish to speak directly to the transgender community regarding this incident. The individual who was speaking to you on Twitter does not represent me or TSR in any way. Trans people are always welcome to play with us. Everyone is welcome at our table.”
Contact
TSR LLC
Michael K. Hovermale PR Officer
(209) 819-7504


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Charlaquin

Goblin Queen (She/Her/Hers)
Michael “galaxy brain” Hoverman: Oh, guys, you’ve totally bungled this. There’s just no way to salvage this company’s reputation at this point…

TSR3: So what do we do? Admit our mistake, apologize, and promise to do better moving forward?

Michael “galaxy brain” Hoverman: Oh, GOD no! Are you kidding? You can’t admit you said any of that! What you’ve got to do is pretend it was all said by one dude, who we fired, change the company’s name, and start a new TSR and pretend it has no relation to this one.

TSR3 “Wonderfiled Wunderfilled Wonderfilled” TSR4: brilliant!
 

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Dannyalcatraz

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OMG, it’s all clear to me now: we have been gifted with the plot for the next “D&D“ movie- a mocumentary on TSR, a la This Is Spïnal Tap or Incident at Loch Ness.*

They’re filming it now, and trying to get authentic reaction footage to use for the final cut, Blair Witch style.






* Directed by Rob Reiner and M. Night Shaymalan.
 
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