Ginnel
Explorer
Well I thought this was worth creating a thread about its not even a you had to be there moment, I think its funny but then you do have mileages and variations an all 
Our party consisting of:
Dubious Tiefling Warlock
Heroic Tiefling Paladin
Beer loving Dwarf Cleric with a great axe
Mercenary Dragonborn
and an pious Half Elven Warlord
We got ambushed an evil web from an ettercap trapped us and two bugbears charged our front flanks (one on a drake but that doesn't really matter)
The Warlock "cunningly" teleports free of the web into the open tunnel aiming to blow apart the ettercap as a bugbear jumps down and gets a garotte around the warlocks neck with the ettercap spewing forth another gob of web at the unlucky warlock.
Meanwhile the fight ensues and the warlock is looking a bit unhealthy less than 50% hit points and all that malarky. The dwarven Cleric heroically decides to try and strike the bugbear with his Greataxe using a "Healing Strike power" to aid the warlock as well, but while he's saying "natural..." the DM goes "the bugbear yanks the Warlock backwards putting him in the way of your blow"...20" shocked faces around as the numbers are added up for this massive crit which was with a viscious Greataxe (extra damage on a crit) decapitating the Warlock.
Oh how we laughed
I personally find it even more amusing as the guy playing the warlock is one of these ones who seems to always roll 20's and high numbers, but he forgot his set of dice today and had to use someone elses.
Oh well bonus for my dragonborn who ended the fight with the drake mount on a leash.
P.S. short version of it.
Warlock "cunningly" teleports out of web trap but is jumped by a bugbear
Bugbear had Warlock grappled with Garotte.
Dwarf Cleric with uber Greataxe tried to assist by hitting the Bugbear with a power called Healing Strike which would have made the regained hit points for the Warlock.
The bugbear used a power to drag the Warlock into the way of the blow the resulting nautral 20 from the Dwarf doing more than enough damage to kill the player outright.

Our party consisting of:
Dubious Tiefling Warlock
Heroic Tiefling Paladin
Beer loving Dwarf Cleric with a great axe
Mercenary Dragonborn
and an pious Half Elven Warlord
We got ambushed an evil web from an ettercap trapped us and two bugbears charged our front flanks (one on a drake but that doesn't really matter)
The Warlock "cunningly" teleports free of the web into the open tunnel aiming to blow apart the ettercap as a bugbear jumps down and gets a garotte around the warlocks neck with the ettercap spewing forth another gob of web at the unlucky warlock.
Meanwhile the fight ensues and the warlock is looking a bit unhealthy less than 50% hit points and all that malarky. The dwarven Cleric heroically decides to try and strike the bugbear with his Greataxe using a "Healing Strike power" to aid the warlock as well, but while he's saying "natural..." the DM goes "the bugbear yanks the Warlock backwards putting him in the way of your blow"...20" shocked faces around as the numbers are added up for this massive crit which was with a viscious Greataxe (extra damage on a crit) decapitating the Warlock.
Oh how we laughed

Oh well bonus for my dragonborn who ended the fight with the drake mount on a leash.
P.S. short version of it.
Warlock "cunningly" teleports out of web trap but is jumped by a bugbear
Bugbear had Warlock grappled with Garotte.
Dwarf Cleric with uber Greataxe tried to assist by hitting the Bugbear with a power called Healing Strike which would have made the regained hit points for the Warlock.
The bugbear used a power to drag the Warlock into the way of the blow the resulting nautral 20 from the Dwarf doing more than enough damage to kill the player outright.
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