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barsoomcore said:
I just need to point out the phrase, "crack team of military knights."

And one more time:

"Crack team of military knights."

Alrightie then.

Doesn't seem that strange, considering many knights aren't part of a military. Or could also be described in some other specific role.

Galahad, Percival, Bors - Grail knights

Lancelot, Gawain (a la Malory) - Court and sometimes quest knights

Amadis, all the ones in the Faerie Queene - Quest knights

Roland and the other 11 paladins of Charlemagne - Military knights

Reginald Front de Boeuf (Ivanhoe) or Sir Bercilak (Gawain & the Green Knight) - feudal (baronial) knights.
 

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shilsen said:
Doesn't seem that strange, considering many knights aren't part of a military. Or could also be described in some other specific role.
Alrightie then. Uh huh.

I guess it's just me.


Crack team of military knights.


Clearly it's the end of civilization.
 

barsoomcore said:
Alrightie then. Uh huh.

I guess it's just me.

Crack team of military knights.

I think it is. Maybe if you stepped back and realized that (as a modern person) he was using modern terms to describe something set in a previous era. What he said was functionally identical to saying that he was the leader of an "elite group of mounted warriors". Would you feel better if he had used different, but less commonly accessible terminology?

If so then you better be careful, your pointless elitism is showing.
 
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Storm Raven said:
Your pointless elitism is showing.
I'll have you know my elitism is powerfully functional.

And hey, my mom agrees with me, so it's not just me. So there.

I guess it could be genetic...
 



Okay, the term he used was silly, especially to us.

But let me try to defend him here. When you work in "Hollywood" and on set all day every day and with people from the industry all year, every year.....

....you'll start to talk a little like them. You'll try not to at first, but it eventually happens. What I mean by 'talk like them' is, you'll use the Hollywood short hand slang. Its dumb, but its meant to be, because there's no mistake what you mean when you use it on set. Stormraven is right, they just use simple modern terms (as overly redundant as possible sometimes ) so there's no mistake what they mean by the common man. Everyone that works on set is a different person. Each with their own preferred list of things they read. One person my understand one proper term referenced, while the next won't because he/she is into drag racing or something.

I do storyboards for a living. You should listen to our meetings sometimes. We say the silliest references to get our point across. And its not like we're a bunch of apes or anything, its just that we have a lot of stuff to talk about and we don't want to waste a couple of minutes trying to clarify to everyone what one reference meant. And we just grab stuff off the top of our head quickly. When you start talking like that, you're bound to have one or two statements come out like, "Crack team of military knights." :)

I'm sure someone said at one point, "a fellowship of the most valorious knights" or something. But it went over the head of some 'suit' at the production meeting. He knows what the words mean, but he doesn't know how it applies to the story. So someone just followed it up with " like a medieval version of a commando team". Then the glazed eyes of the 'suit' light up and gets it. This happens a lot.

And let me tell you something, you'll find more quotes like this to complain about as the years go by. Orlando Bloom did it, Clive did it, and more will do it. Just go easy on them okay? Its just silly on-set slang industry people use. They do it out of habit now without realizing it. Some make it a point to suppress that slang when doing an interview, but some are so casual in interviews that they forget to do it. It happens.
 

Course, in Orlando's case, it was his first movie (also having never done TV) and it wasn't in Hollywood, and he wasn't pitching the idea to the suits by the time he was involved.
 

Chain Lightning said:
But let me try to defend him here.
You knock yourself out.

Look, I like Clive Owen. I think the boy can act, and he seems smart enough. I'm not mocking the statement in the "Geez, what a moron," sense, I'm just having fun with a statement so silly it makes me giggle.

Crack team of military knights.

Come on, don't you get a mental image of guys in armour running up a beach yelling, "Go! Go! Go!", flopping down behind low walls, covering each other with their lances held at the ready, kicking in doors and yelling "Clear!"?

I do. And it's funny.

Crack team of military knights.
 

barsoomcore said:
Come on, don't you get a mental image of guys in armour running up a beach yelling, "Go! Go! Go!", flopping down behind low walls, covering each other with their lances held at the ready, kicking in doors and yelling "Clear!"?

I didn't, but now I do -thanks, you've just made my next d20 game a lot funnier. :)
 

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