Knock Knock

[MonsterMash]

The oldest door in the UK?
Knock gently - actually the story about being covered in human skin makes me think of some D&D scenarios.

 

[eris404]

heh. This is going into the files for gaming inspiration....

 

[BiggusGeekus]

... I thought this was going to be a joke thread. Instead I find a doorway made of human skin.


Ick.

 

[Mark Causey]

Who's there?

 

[reveal]

... I thought this was going to be a joke thread. Instead I find a doorway made of human skin.


Ick.

Luckily it's not though.

"Legend has it that the 900-year-old door is covered in the skin of a man who was punished for committing a crime against religion. But recent tests show that the skin is cowhide, a spokeswoman for the abbey said."

 

[Admiral Akbar]

Who's there?

It's a trap!

 

[Mark Causey]

Damn, trapped AGAIN.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

It's a trap!

*laughing*

Ohh... That hasn't stopped being funny yet! (I hope it stays funny forever)

 

[The_Universe]

*laughing*

Ohh... That hasn't stopped being funny yet! (I hope it stays funny forever)

It's not funny, dammit! It *was* a trap! That's a fully operational battlestation, and its shields are guarded by a legion of the Emperor's finest troops!

It wasn't cowardice or hyperbole - it was an astute tactical observation!

 

[tarchon]

Luckily it's not though.

"Legend has it that the 900-year-old door is covered in the skin of a man who was punished for committing a crime against religion. But recent tests show that the skin is cowhide, a spokeswoman for the abbey said."

Maybe his crime was being a werecow.